Read Out The 30 Most Quirky Jokes For Every Desi At Heart!

Here’s a compilation of the quirky and witty jokes by Desi Humor that will definitely make your day a little stress-free. Enjoy!

1. “Kya mein apko chuna laga sakta hu?”

 

2. Buri nazar wale tera muh kaala!

 

3. Papa ki kasam/mummy ki kasam/iski kasam/uski kasam!

 

4. Sahi baat!

 

5. “Ye motapa le le Thakur!”

 

6. Ye kitchen kya hota hai?

 

7. Sochte reh jayenge!

 

8. NEVER!

 

9. What A comparison!

 

10. And this could be the best dialogue in Bollywood…

 

11. Ya fir, license? PAN card?

 

12. I wish!

 

13. I can vouch for this one!

 

14. I want to break up! Shit! Balance khatam?

 

15. So thoughtful of you!

 

16. Bas 5 minute!

 

17. Ye meri kahani!

 

18. I so need the third one!

 

19. This would have worked better!

 

20. ROFL…

 

21. No chance!

 

22. Today morning’s story…

 

23. Ruthless indeed!

 

24. “Itne pyar se laaye ho toh de do!”

 

25. And Govt college???

 

26. Another middle class life story!

 

27. Intolerance!

 

28. Doctor-doctor khele???

 

29. Every Indian’s birth right!

 

30. And I am already horrified!

So which ones did you relate to?

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