Twitter Users Had Some Pretty Funny Answers When Asked They Were #SingleBecause…

If any of you are not on Twitter, you have no idea how much sarcasm, self-depreaction, and some quite oddball stuff you will find there. But on the other hand, if you are not on Twitter, you will atleast get some work done in life.

So today, #SingleBecause started trending for who-knows-what reason, and of course everyone had to get their say in. Here are a few of the funniest tweets; Seriously, I need to meet these people in real life.

1. You nailed it, lady

https://twitter.com/SameemaKiran/status/616952273554374656

 

2. … Say the beautiful people -_-
https://twitter.com/khadiijaziti/status/616951785316589568

 

3. Ain’t that the truth.

#SingleBecause

I Simply Don't Date Muggles…

— Harry Potter Facts (@theHPfacts) July 3, 2015

 

4. Music lovers will get this one:

https://twitter.com/niallseIena/status/616948115661287424

 

5. Doesn’t everyone’s?

#SingleBecause my heart belongs to Oreo. pic.twitter.com/BNj28IHhU7

— Food Daily (@_Food_Daily_) July 3, 2015

 

6. Dude, whoever you are, please marry me.

https://twitter.com/ThatBravePotter/status/616946610799448064

 

7. And with one tweet, he made so many friends…

https://twitter.com/ComicsbySuleman/status/616945258073559040

 

8.  Whaaaaaaaaat 🙁

#SingleBecause the only dates I get are updates

— ✨ (@jae_briggs) July 3, 2015

 

9. Umm…

https://twitter.com/gautamverma23/status/616941134867107840

 

10. Well, that was… unexpected…

#SingleBecause my boyfriend already has a boyfriend

– k pic.twitter.com/LGyAm0hVPc

— solo dms ♕ (@all_1d_group) July 3, 2015

 

11. ….

#SingleBecause I'm waiting for the right cousin.

— Paul Chowdhry (@paulchowdhry) July 3, 2015

 

 12. “Just Friends”

#SingleBecause We're "Just Friends" pic.twitter.com/V5lCJ98GFE

— We Love James Reid (@WeLoveJamesReid) July 3, 2015

 

13. Now  that I come to think of it…

https://twitter.com/hallieee_lynn/status/616902671778234368

 

14. HAHAHAHAHA 😀

#SingleBecause
Me: what's your horoscope?
Her: Capricorn, you?
Me: Popcorn.

— سايكو (@sakogudjelian) July 3, 2015

What would your #SingleBecause tweet be? 😀