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Valentine’s Day is near, and you know what that means – seeing so much red that you think that the entire world is on their period. Not to mention the insurmountable levels of cheesiness and mush all around you. Being single is a great thing, but on days like these, having a tough time is natural, because it’s not every day that you see people indirectly reminding you about how you don’t have a +1. But hey, it’s just one day out of 365, so sit back and relax. This day will soon be over.
Here are the reasons why you should be glad you’re single, especially on V-Day:
1. You don’t have to be involved in the selfie-taking ritual with anyone
You can click pictures with you, and only you. #ILoveMe
2. You don’t have to stay awake on 13th night and stare at the clock just to wish your partner at 12
SLEEP. SLEEEEEEEEEP.
3. You’re not under pressure to plan a romantic day/evening with a special someone, because you don’t have one

You can order a meal for 2, for ONE. Food can be your bae.
4. You will inevitably save up on protection

EVEN IF IT COSTS JUST 60 BUCKS FOR 3. Yes.
5. You don’t have to worry about right wing fundamentalists getting you married on the spot

Best reason to stay single, tbh.
6. You will save yourself the trouble of using words like ‘babu’, ‘shona’, and others that make you want to throw up a little

The only cheese I want is what I have on my cheese burst pizza.
7. Your wallet will be eternally thankful to you

You know it.
8. You can easily switch from Romedy Now to AXN

No more cliche love stories on the day of love.
9. You can spend the day (and the night) with your pet instead
They deserve the love.
10. And finally, you can pamper yourself, because it is more important than anything else
http://youtu.be/x8ZdiCDIOqQ
So, this Valentines Day, gift yourself an awesome smartphone, because after all, you deserve the best. 😀 #UnconditionalLove
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